High quality vacation

I am in Virginia, via Philadelphia and WONDERFUL “Intercourse, Pennsylvania” home of Amish, and high quality t-shirts. I have seen Monticello and various other historical things, and I have broken bread with the Amish, who are to me, radical Hascidic christian zealot warlords who are planning an uprising for sure! Super cool dudes, and totally epic beards were spied. I have imbibed quality ales, and eaten various mammals. I did not spend enough time in Philly, that needs to be rectified, so when I come back, be prepared, o’ city of brotherly love. Funny, although I was with my brother, I didn’t find it to be the city of brotherly love, rather, I found it to be the city of unbearable smells. Whats up with big East Coast cities smelling of death?! I’m looking at you too, NYC.

Peace.

hello, world.

I am back after like, a million years of inactivity. Got railroaded by spam so I made it so you have to log in to post a comment. Lame. If you feel compelled to comment, email it I guess? Or sign up? Dunno how it works. I feel fine just yammering away without feedback too. Who reads this anyway?

Since I’ve been gone I’ve lost something like 90 lbs. crazy. It took a ton of work, and I’m still not done. Just like every project in my life!

My Grandma on my mom’s side passed away. She’d been suffering for a long time. Rest in peace, Grandma, I love you.

Eric Maldonado, an old Highschool friend of mine, just welcomed a baby boy into the world. Awesome. Babies are the best.

Here is a photo of my newest baby family member, Noa… My cousin. I LOVE YOU NOISH!!

noish

I guess that about does it. Peace!

Popcornopolis Wants YOU!

…Or so says this employment flyer I just tossed off in the Caribbean! Monty Python references aside, this was neat. I hope my flyer opens up a wonderful opportunity for someone!THERE BE JOB OPPORTUNITIES!

Popcornopolis UK: Discount Voucher!

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UK discount voucher.

Chelsea Update…

The season started optomistic, then went madly downhill with some rather poor results… Culminating in the departure (sacking??) of Talismanic manager, Jose Mourinho. Such a stunning chain of events, considering Jose’s unparalleled level of success, with 2 League titles, an FA cup, and two Carling cups under his belt it seemed a shock for the club to part ways with such an instrumental footballing mind.

Chelsea quickly promoted the man hired as director of football over the summer, Avram  Grant whose first game was virtually overnight, versus Champions, Manchester United. The game ended badly…  And maddeningly, it spiralled further, a 0-0 draw at home with arch-rivals Fulham seemed to ominoulsy forecast a poor future under the Israeli…

However, in true fighting fashion, we have turned a corner. Let the last 5 fixtures speak for this:

Chelsea - Man City 6 - 0
Chelsea - Schalke 04 (CL) 2 - 0
Middlesbrough - Chelsea 0 - 2
Bolton - Chelsea 0 - 1
Valencia - Chelsea (CL) 1 - 2

6-0 thrashing against Sven Goran Eriksson’s Man City is a stunning statement… Previously they’d only conceded 7 goals. The Blues are back.

New Work Stuff

Been making a bunch of sign-age. Here is a cool one. People were leaning on the warmers, which are dual action warmers and display cases for the popcorn, and gettin’ uncomfortably warmed or burned so we decided to make a sign! Here it is:

I'm feelin HOT HOT HOT!

MAN MAN @ the Troubadour: AFTERMATH.

MAN MAN- SIX DEMON BAG
Holy canoli. Man Man waged aural warfare on all of my dudes and totally claimed outright victory. As peaceful as I am, personally, I can’t help but think that Man Man are locked in a titanic struggle between themselves, and terrible music. By creating a sensory explosion, they manage to melt faces, kick ass, take names, and be better than 98% of the bands I see live on a weekly basis. From the second they stepped on stage to meticulously, yet hastily arrange their battle stations, you got a sense that you were about to witness a one in a million spectacle. The front lines were drawn out, and entrenched… Lead vocalist “Honus Honus” and Percussionist Maestro “Pow Pow” aligning their war machines (keyboard and drums) in a head to head, antlers locked duel, perpendicular to the crowd… and behind them a variety of drums, guitars, and saxaphones lay strewn about the place, ominously. After a quick head back to the locker rooms, the quintet took to the field, ready to do sonic battle against a packed crowd. What ensued was a 90 minute aur-gasm of sound that, all at once in chaotic yet blissful unison, evoked 4 year old kids hopped up on dew, Miles Davis, Tom Waits, Satan, Carnivals, Balkan Orchestras (a la beirut), and a New Orleans funeral procession band on Acid. Sound, beautiful sound, energy, primal screams, rebel yells, and frenzied acrobatics exploded, expanded, then rebounded, contracting moments later into a blissful symphony of harmony and melody. Perhaps Man Man’s greatest asset is their Ears… Whereas most bands seem to let one musician dictate terms, and set the pace, these guys all perfectly adapted their style of play to each other, making sure each instrument in their musical armada had its mighty voice heard… From a wet finger dragged over the skin of a bongo, to the sublime xylophone work, every minute sound mattered, had its place, and fit in like some epic jigsaw puzzle. Each song had the crowd pounding and pulsating with a raw energy, and every song seemed like an encore… Each Yelp into a mic, each frantic rip on a string was met with an enraptured, deafening applause. From bar brawler to schizophrenic noise burst, each song fit, and each song was an advance into musical territory uncharted, and conquered with a flair befitting of musical titans. Their set seemed to grow in energy despite the colossal amounts of soul they poured into the set… So it came as a shock when they announced that they only had more in store for us… Which they executed blissfully. When they stumbled off stage, you couldn’t hear yourself think… The place shook with a massive tremor of applause, and to the delight of all they returned, triumphantly for a 2 song encore, which despite being short, was still better than some entire performances I’ve witnessed. This 2nd wind was met with an even larger, more vocal applause, to which was gloriously met with a 2nd encore, much to the delight of all witnesses… After their 2nd encore, a fittingly, and masterfully executed “Van Helsing Boombox,” the visibly rocked to the core Man Man said some very humble words of thanks, and left us to our own devices in the warm Hollywood Night. To say that this was the show of the year is as vast of an understatement as the vastness of their talents. Man Man is officially the best ever live act, and a live act you should see before you die. My only gripe? Only one L.A. night. WE NEED YOU, MAN MAN.

Epic.

Man Man Anticipation Post

Tomorrow night is Man Man. I predict a complete and thorough annihilation of my face due to vicious melting by audio bliss. The show is tomorrow at the Troubadour, and I think this will be the show of the year, 2k7. You heard it here first, folks!!

Six Demon Bag Cover

Beirut @ The Avalon

Raddest shows ever. Seriously. What a musical night! Zach Condon has a rare talent and amazing voice. His band is so solid, and effortlessly he can transport a whole crowd of trendy LA hipsters to a new time and place. He signed off as a solo unit, despite the talent of his band, giving us a soulful, beautiful rendition of “Halleluljah” (the one popularized by Jeff Buckley). Seriously Epic.

Speaking of hipsters, I swear “Hipster Jesus” was in the house with his hot girlfriend. He had saran wrap tight magenta jeans and a hand knitted black and white hoop-striped hoodie, a “flush with the nose” nose ring, a beard, and long, parted, jesus length hair. Rail thin, and worshipping indie rock. Seriously. Hipster Jesus.

Iron Horse Brewery

I am working on a friend’s company’s logo and website. This is a logo which they do not feel should represent their brand full time, but may enter the world as a t-shirt. or something. I still think it’s pretty nifty:

Iron Horse Logo